My Life As A Teenage Robot Porn Story: Chains – Chapter 3

How do I explain how many lawn flamingoes there are? Possibly seven or eight, if you count the one with it’s head knocked off.

I press the button on the doorbell.

Slowly I see the door open. “Jenny?” a tall man with red hair, obviously Brad, says.

“Brad? Is that you?” I ask.

“Jenny! I can’t believe it! We all thought you were dead!!” He takes me into the biggest hug of my life.

“Ahem!” A voice behind us interrupts,”Who is this?”

“Sally, this is my old friend from High School, Jenny. Jenny, Sally, Sally, Jenny.” Brad introduces us, the fast way like he always does.

“Nice to meet you.” I grab her hand for a friendly shake. She’s very pretty, tall and blonde, Brad’s type.

“Are you that robot girl everyone has been looking for?”

“Yeah, I suppose.”

“Brad’s told me quite a bit about you.”

“He has?”

“MOMMY MOMMY!!” A little boy behind us yells. “There’s a monster!”

“That’s no monster, Billy.” Brad explains,”That’s my old friend, Jenny.”

“She’s big!! And shiny!!!” He runs away afraid.

“He does that when my mother comes over, too.” Sally tells me.

“He’s in his terrible twos.” Brad says,”Come inside and meet my baby girl.”

“I should really get going.”

“It’ll just take a sec, it’s her one week birthday.”

“Well…ok.” I step inside. Brad’s house isn’t as nice as Sheldon’s, but Brad really has a home in the heart from what I can tell. There are drawings on the walls, most likely Billy’s. The carpet has probably aged 30 years while Brad’s been living here. The half-dead plants, in my opinion, shows the list of priotities in Brad’s mind. Every child should have a father like him.

Sally introduces us,”This little girl, is Jennifer.”

Right now, I’m fighting back the tears in my eyes. “Jennifer…how sweet…”

She is adorable, her hair is a strawberry blonde puff on the top of her head. Her eyes are the brightest blue I have ever seen in my whole life, and she has my name.

“Brad, of all the things I’ve seen on Earth so far, this little girl is the most beautiful one.” I say.

“Jenny, it’s not a big deal.”

I hug him. “Thank you,” I whisper into his ear. “I should get going, I haven’t seen mom yet.”

“Oh…Jenny, no one told you?”

“Told me what?” I ask.

He whispers just two words into my ear, and the world is suddenly alot less beautiful.

***

I’m not sure why I’m here. I’ve already uncovered my past that I didn’t know. Isn’t this the part where I wake up and find out that it’s a dream? Someone, please wake me up!

If I sit here, clutching this cold hard rock that is the only thing left of my mother, will she come back? If my tears sink into the soil she will be able to touch me again, right? Please, I beg of you, let the winds whisper her voice to me. Let this nightmare be over!

Elizabeth Wakeman, the cold inscribed words say, born 1931 died 2004. Died, such a word, such a cold word. I need her back, give me her! There’s a hand on my shoulder. Mom!

“Jenny?”

“Yes Mom! It’s me! You can call me XJ9 now, just please talk to me!”

“What are you talking about?”

I turn around, it must be Tuck. That deep voice threw me off. “Tuck?”

“Jenny, you’re back.”

“I wish I wasn’t.”

“Oh…you just found out.”

“She’s gone! Gone forever, I’ll never see her again.”

“In heaven you will.”

“Robots don’t go to heaven! We don’t die, get old, have children or anything. We’re just like rocks.”

“Jenny, I always secretly wanted to be you.”

“I know, because of the whole ‘I’m XJ9 and I’m a superhero’ thing.”

“No.” He says.

I look at him,”Then why? I was always miserable, and crying. I could never do anything without people seeing me as some sort of freak.”

“I wanted to be you because you were brave. You would do anything just to protect people. You even rotted in Vexus’ tortre chamber for ten years. I’m not going to hesitate to say that you are the greatest soldier on this planet.”

I’m crying now. “I’d give that up to just be a normal human.”

“Jenny, most people would give up anything to be a teenager forever. Look at me even! I have hair growing on my feet, I sweat like a fat man on a beach and if I drink a milkshake my ass jiggles for a month! Freshan fifteen my ass.”

I laugh.

“You’re so pretty.” He says,”I wish that you and me…”

I’m crying still. “She’s looking at me now. I can tell. Mom! I don’t remember my last words to you. I don’t remember your voice. Please come back!” Tears are soaking down my face. I don’t ever remember being this sad in my whole life. “Everyone’s so different, and I’m the same.”

“You’ve changed alot.” Tuck tells me,”I know people twice as old as you that I wish I didn’t know.”

He looks me in the eyes. For the first time I see what beautiful eyes he has. He has twelve when I last knew him, now he’s twenty-two. He leans into my face. I don’t fight it, but I don’t embrace it. He kisses me on whatever sort of lips I have. Some guys won’t kiss girls with braces because of the metal taste, but Tuck kissed my lips that are made of metal. I know it now, I am in love!

“Are you okay Jenny?”

“Tuck, I love you!”

***

So there you have it. The most unexpected hook up in MLAATR history. If you ask me, some people think that Jenny and Brad are very likely to hook up. I don’t think they are. The most obvious romance is between Tuck and Jenny, in my opinion. It’s just the way they talk to each other. I could go on and on or I could end. I’ll end.