My Life As A Nubile Robot Porno Story: A MLaaTR Conspiracy Chapter Three
Heres chapter two, de-twitchified !P That basically means a slower pace, and more savoring of
details.P Tell me what you think!
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Sit here, X-J9, and for goodness sake, dont TOUCH
anything.
Dr. Wakeman directed Jenny over to a chair by the big lab
table, and then wandered off, looking for the diagnostic equipment.P Jenny eased herself onto the seat, which
creaked slightly under the newly supported weight.P She leaned forward, putting her elbows on the
tabletop and her chin in her hands.
On her left side sat the Petri dish with Dr. Wakemans
specimen in it, which, after so many electro-shocks from the probe, apparently
passed out (assuming it was alive, of course).
I wonder what this was
Jenny puzzled, noticing the dish.P Probably leftovers from Moms
BIG paradox investigation.P What was the question?P Is it possible to be loud without making any
noise? Pshe snorted,
taking note of the goos hot pink color.
Suddenly, there came a crash from the other end of the
basement.P
Rotten Hypo-Flibiconducers!P Always managing to become tangled! I ought to
get a new set; these never work when you need them, lousy Venutian
design…
Jenny sat up, ready to go see what the ruckus was.
MO-OM! she hollered DO YOU NEED SOME HELP!P HANG ON A SEC, AND ILL…
UM, NO DEAR! came the uneasy reply JUST STAY WHERE YOU
ARE!
I SAID STAYPPPPPPPP
WHEREPPPPPPPP YOUPPPPPPP PPARE, OKAY?
Jenny crossed her arms in front of her chest and put on a
pouty face, schlumping down in her seat.
I heard you the first time, she muttered under her breath,
mostly to herself, Im not a baby…
She looked down at the pink blob in the dish, which still hadnt moved.P Dumb
squishy thing.
She narrowed her eyes at the goo, and then gave it a quick
optical blast out of spite.
The glob jiggled from the jolt, then turned acid purple with
a faint, lime green undertone.
Jennys eyes widened in surprise.
Trippy.P AndCOOL!
She gave it another blast, turning the glob shiny blood
red.P She gave it another.P And another.P Each time it was hit by the scorching red
light, the helpless specimen turned a different gaudy colorPP
Jenny giggled, This is AWESOME!P She paused for a moment and inspected the
results of her barrage.P The gel was
steaming slightly, but, other than that, it seemed perfectly unaffected.P Well, thought
Jenny, since Im
not really hurting it, I wonder what would happen if I…
She focused her eye beams into one steady, solid beam of
energy.P The goo began to change colors
rapidly, each one flowing into the next, under the constant stream of laser
fire.P Hee Hee!P Just like the light show at the Space Metallica
Concert!P Jenny lowered her face,
bringing it close to the level of the Petri dish.P The nearer she got, the faster the colors
began to shift along the surface of her new toy.P
Her nose was within an inch of the mesmerizing rainbow
display when, without warning, the goop gave a shudder, turning pure black and
shriveling down to nearly half its original size.P It lay still at the bottom of its dish.
oh no, Jenny whispered in
disbelief, I killed it!P Moms gonna be livid!PP Holding her servos
in anticipation, Jenny took a quick peek over her shoulder.P She couldnt see or hear Dr. Wakeman
anywhere.P Then, out of the corner of her
eye, her motion sensors detected a small figure struggling at the far end of
the basement.P
Jenny used her telescopic vision to zoom in on the
activity.P What she saw was Dr. Wakeman
swatting at something invisible with what appeared to by a giant, glowing
tennis racket.P
What is she doing?P Zooming in for a closer look, Jenny could see
that her mother was actually aiming for multitudes of tiny, furry creatures
that were hopping about.P Dr. Wakeman
would swing at a group, causing a bunch of the little creatures to disappear
with a flash and sizzle.
Jenny gave a huge sigh of relief.P Good, the Screemite colony broke loose
again.P That should give me enough time
to deal with this, she said, turning
back to the black lump in front of her.
Now, where to begin?P
Her right eye telescoped outward, elongating with a series of clicks,
until it had transformed into a mini-electron microscope.P She placed the lens against the specimen and
focused the eyepiece.P What was this?P Jenny was searching her data banks for
something with a similar molecular structure, but was coming up blank.
Oh well, I guess I couldnt do any more damage if Igave it
a good poke.P
While still watching the specimen through her microscope,
Jenny took her finger and gave the hardened jelly a quick prod.P
The black casing surrounding the blob shattered under the
impact, and Jennys microscope-eye slipped into the gooey center with a
sickening *SQUISH!*
Ewwwwwww!!P Jenny jerked her head back in disgust.P The slime clung to the outside of Jennys
eye, refusing to let go.
ewewewEW!
GEToffgetOFF! She retracted her microscope, leaving the goo plastered
all over her face.P In a panic, Jenny
clawed at what-ever-it-was with her hands.P
However, the harder she tried, the tighter the gel gripped her face.
I know!P Jenny
declared, jumping to her feet.P The ground
shook from the impact, but she didnt have time slow down.P The slime had begun spreading, creeping
across Jennys eyes and mouth.P
Jenny started spinning her head, faster and faster, trying
to shake off the clinging crud.P
YAHaaaaaAHaaaaAHaaaAHaaAHaAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!
A buzzing filled the air as Jennys head reached 70,000 RPM,
her top head-spinning speed.P However,
there was still no success, and Jenny was beginning to feel sick.P Wanting to keep down her crude (oil) from
last night, she reluctantly slowed her spinning head until it had completely
stopped.
OhhoOOhhh Jenny swooned from
watching the room spin around her.P
Dont feel too
*WHAM!* She tipped over, landing on her back, hitting the
basements cement floor with a hollow, metallic clang.
Jenny watched the ceiling spin
crazily above her.P However, in her
vertigo, she failed to notice the black orb sitting in the shadowy basement
corner.P She also did not see the shiny
lens on the orb as it whirred and clicked, focusing on the dizzy, drunken
expression of her face.
XJ-9, this is no
time for fun and games!P Jennys mother
walked up from behind and stood over her sprawled body with an armful of
sensors and equipment.P
MMmmp, hhumphemph,
mumphmumph!!P Jenny pleaded, but the sticky goo had spread
over her entire mouth, causing anything she said came out as a muffled jumble
of syllables.
Dr. Wakeman sighed.P
Oh, XJ-9, if only I had
programmed a little more responsibility into you
Jenny sat up and scowled at her mother.P HMP!P mm muphump! mumphUPmMHuphPumpm!,
she protested,P gesticulating wildly with
her arms.P Dr. Wakeman only shook her
head slowly.P Jenny *hurUMPHed!*
and began to pout again, arms crossed in front of chest.
Her mom put the things she was carrying down on the table,
and then walked over to a shelf, where she selected an old-fashioned
de-atomizer.P She brought it over to
where Jenny was seated and knelt down.P
Jenny stubbornly turned her face away, despite the fact that the goop
had nearly enveloped the better part of her head and one pigtail.
Do simmer down, XJ-9.
Dr. Wakeman took the de-atomizer and spritzed her daughters
face with a murky brown liquid.P The
jelly turned the color of grape Kool-Aid, dissolving into a thin, watery
texture that dribbled down Jennys front, eventually collecting in puddles
around where she sat.
Now, get cleaned up while I set up the equipment, and then
Ill run the diagnostic.
Still sulking, Jenny opened her chest cover, and a roll of paper
towels popped out on a dispenser.P She
ripped off a handful and wiped her face clean of the residue.
When she was done, she wadded up the soaked towels and,
forgetting her current predicament, tossed them at the trashcan.P She overshot it by about 600 feet, but with a
wall in the way, the sopping clump simply hit with a gross *SPLAT!*, showering
the surrounding area with a sticky, purple rain.
Forget about that, XJ-9, and come have a seat here.
Yes, maam.
As you might imagine, Jenny was growing very tired and
frustrated.P She got to her feet with an
exhausted groan and shuffled over to the diagnostic station.P
I know its tough, dear.P
Dr. Wakeman looked sympathetically at Jenny as she positioned the coned
shaped examination helmet over her head.P
But look at it this way.P If the
problem is what I think it is, then Ill have you fixed up and off to school in
no time.
School! I cant go to school like
this, Jenny cried, looking down at her purple stained metal body.
Nonsense, chortled Dr. Wakeman, a little Windex will give
you a nice shine.P And those gouges will
buff right out!
GOUGES! WHAT GOUGES?!P Jenny held her
hand up to her face, and the palm flipped open, revealing a lighted compact
mirror.P Sure enough, shallow grooves crisscrossed
her face where she had clawed at the goo just a little while ago.P
Jenny was seething.P
Through gritted teeth she muttered, I knew that thing had it in for me…
Worry about that later,
XJ-9, Dr. Wakeman chided, flipping on the diagnostic monitor. Why dont
you tell me what you did with the boys from next door on Saturday?
Well, okay.P UmmBrad
came over and was all like, Come check out this cool cave we found, so I
followed him into the woods about two miles to this creek
Mmhmm?P Dr. Wakeman was fiddling with some knobs on
the display.
and then he pointed behind me and was like Hey, look! A diversion!
Really?P *fiddle,
fiddle*
So, like a big dufus…
Oh, youre not a dufus, dear Dr. Wakeman said,
distractedly.
I turned around, and when I turned back, Brad was gone.
Oh, wow
It wasnt that
big of a surprise, Mom.P Anyway, when I
turned back, he was gone.P Thats when I
knew something was up, so I started a thermal scan of the area
Very clever
Jenny looked over to where her mother stood at the
console.P Are you even listening to me?
Dr. Wakeman glanced up.P
What?P Oh, yes, keep going
Jennys eyes half closed and she gave an annoyed frown.P Slowly, she began again, testing Dr. Wakeman.
Soooo.then this big purple
monkey dropped out of the sky and did a little dance with a giant strawberry
Pop-tart that also appeared
Dr. Wakeman stiffened.P
She turned around suddenly with a hungry look in her eye, and Jenny
could hear her stomach growling.P What
was that about strawberry Pop-Tarts? she asked, virtually drooling on the
floor.
Geez, Mom, get a grip.P Jenny rolled her eyes.P I was just checking to see if you were
really paying attention.
Oh, *ahem*.P Yes.P
Indeed.P Dr. Wakeman straightened
her lab coat.P In a louder voice, she
said, Well, if you are done making jokes, I have discovered the reason for
your abnormal strength.
Really?P Jenny took a little step forward.
Yes, it seems that the Internal Strength Modulator Chip I installed
in you has been corrupted
Corrupted?
Yes, corrupted.P
Actually, it is worse than that.P
It would appear that the chip has entirely vanished from your
motherboard.P Have you sustained any
heavy damage before this morning?
I did have that battle with the Hammer-men from Hammertonstantanople a few days ago.P They hit pretty hard.
HmmmmI suppose a series of heavy
blows could jar the chip loose, but that still doesnt explain its total
disappearance, or the fact that your symptoms appeared almost
instantaneously.P I wonder
But what does that mean for me?P Jenny cut in.P
She was beginning to look worried.
Well, sans chip, your one-million-and-seventy man-power
strength is uncontrolled and without bounds.
My what?
Dr. Wakeman sighed, massaging her forehead with her
fingertips.P Really, XJ-9, you should
pay more attention.P Dont you even
listen to your own theme song?
Jenny just looked at her blankly.
Another sigh.P You know, with the strength of a million, seventy men, I guess I really shouldnt
complain, and all of that?P I had
it specially composed for your first activationday!P How could you forget!
Okay, she obviously didnt get much sleep last night, Jenny thought.P Ohhhhh, riiiiiiight, the theme song she smirked, brandishing a
set of air quotes, how silly of me to forget.
HmmmmmP Dr. Wakeman gave her daughter a sidelong
glance.P She was not amused.P Perhaps I should explain it in words youll
understand.P Are you ready?P Here I go!P
Dr. Wakeman cleared her throat.P
Jenny move around, Jenny smash em up!P Its as simple as
that.P Youre a
walking hazard, XJ-9.P Fortunately for
you, I have a solution, albeit temporary.
Oh, what could it possibly be, I wonder Jenny asked with
feigned enthusiasm.
It just do happens I have a roll of what you need right
here in the closet.
Jennys eyes widened as her mother dove into the closet
under the basement stairs, and then returned with a nice, long roll of
Hold on, is that what I think
it is?!P It had
better not be!P No, put it back!P No!P NOOOO!
Until chapter THREE!
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