My Life As A Teenage Robot Porn Story: Forever and Ever and Ever Chapter 2
“I heard that you’re going to get married.” Jantrice said.
“Yes. Me and Raul-17 are gonna ‘tie the knot’ sometime.” I said.
“That is so totally romantic.” She told me.
“It’s not a big deal.” But everyone knew it was.
“Jenny!! JENNY!” Sheldon shouted.
“Sheldon, I’m having a conversation with Jantrice.” I nearly yelled at him.
“It’s not true! Say it’s not true, Jenny! Say it!!”
“Say what’s not true?” I asked him.
“That you’re getting married! You can’t get married, Jenny! You just can’t!!!!”
“Sheldon, I’m engaged, okay.” I tried to back him off me.
“But Jenny, I love you!” He pleaded.
“No you don’t, you’d rather have someone else.”
“No I wouldn’t! I’d rather have you!”
“Listen, we both know this wouldn’t work. Stop trying to fool yourself, Sheldon.” I said, “You can come to the reception if it makes you feel better.”
He sniffled. “No, that would break my heart.” He said as he slouched away.
“Is he gonna be okay?” Jantrice asked me.
“I don’t know.” I shook my head. “I just don’t know.”
***
I flew to Raul’s planet to help plan the wedding.
“Jenny! You’re here!” He grabbed my hand and brought me over to another robot. “This is Jean Pierre, he’ll be designing your dress and such. I’ll get out of the way.” He left the room.
“Hello madame XJ9.” He said.
I giggled. “Hello Jean Pierre.”
“Well, first off, we need to do something with the color. Blue is not for weddings.”
“That sounds reasonable.”
He gave me a book. “Look through there. Raul said that he suggested an off-white or silver.”
“Raul’s so smart. He’s right about that. Definitely silver.” I flipped through the different shades.
The designer kept trying out flower types and patterns for my veil.
“Oh, there!” I said, pointing to a silver design, “That’s beautiful!”
He looked at it. “Yes, perfect for royalty.”
I laughed. “Well, I’m not royalty.”
“But you will be.”
“Come again?”
“You’ll be princess of this whole planet. Princesses never get second best.”
I giggled. “I don’t need much.”
“It’s not what you need, it’s what you want.”
I laughed uneasily. “I’m definitely getting this silver. Oh, and could you get this baby blue for my hair?”
“Of course I can.” He said, “It will be here next week.”
“That quickly?”
“Rush delivery. Princesses get rush delivery.”
I laughed again. “Don’t be silly.”
“I’m not.”
***
I showed Raul my plans for the dress. “What do you think?” I asked him.
“It’s lovely.” He said, “I saw a set of bouquets that match it perfectly. Oh, by the way, who do you want to have for bridesmaids?”
“Oh, gee, I don’t know.”
“Do you have any sisters?”
“Um, yes.”
“How many?”
“Eight.”
“Eight!”
“He he.” I laughed.
“Oh well, the more the merrier.” He shrugged.
“XJ1, XJ2 and XJ3 are probably too little to be bridesmaids.”
“Five bridesmaids then!” He said.
“I made a list of guests I want to invite.” I handed him my list. “They’re all my friends, and my mom, and-“
“Are these humans?” He asked.
“Yeah. Most of them.”
“We can’t have humans at our wedding.”
“Not even my mom?!”
“Out of the question! Humans are an embarassment.”
“This planet isn’t at peace with the human race?.”
“No. We just don’t bother them, and they just don’t bother us.”
“My mom’s a scientist, and Brad would really like to be an usher, and Tuck is so little, he could be the ring bearer!”
“No! They cannot come!”
“Raul,” I begged, “Please Please Please??”
“Fine.” He said, “Those three and that’s it!”
“Yeah! Thank you so much honey.” I said.
He rolled his eyes.
“Just one more.”
“Who?”
“Sheldon.”
“Who’s he?”
“He’s been in love with me for awhile. If you don’t let him come, then he’ll never see that we’re serious.”
“Can’t you just send him a wedding picture?”
“We agreed that I could invite whatever friends I wanted to.”
“Hmph.”
“Is that a yes?”
“Okay. Invite Sheldon.”
“Yippee!” I shouted. “This won’t be a mistake, he probably won’t even come.”
***
I went down to the basement. The door was still there, unopened and unlocked. It squeaked as I opened it.
I pulled the switch. “Wake up girls.”
***
“These are your sisters?” Raul stared at them.
“I know, aren’t they great, sweetie?” I asked.
“As long as you’re happy.” He walked up to XJ8. “Is she the oldest?”
“No, silly, I’m the oldest, but she’s the second oldest.” I said.
“Incorrect,” XJ8 said, “I am the older sister.”
“Sure, whatever, XJ8,” I said, “How would all of you like to be in a wedding?”
“Me? In a wedding?” XJ7 said.
“Sure, XJ7. After all, you’re family.”
“XJ9!” Mom said.
“Mom? How’d you get here?” I asked her.
“I followed you with my jetpacks, but that’s not the point!” She said harshly, “You reactivated your sisters again!”
“But they have to be in the wedding!” I told her.
“Young lady, we’ll find someone else. They cannot stay.” Mom said.
“Please mom! They won’t do anything stupid!” I said.
XJ2 hiccuped and the laser shot the cord holding onto the chandelier. It immediately fell to the ground and broke into a thousand pieces.
“My chandelier!” Raul exclaimed.
“Oh! I’m so sorry sweetie pie!” I ran over. “This was priceless!”
“Yes. I know.” Raul stared at the broken pieces.
“I feel so responsible.” I told him.
“No, it’s not your fault that my mother’s priceless chandelier made from pure crystal was broken. It’s not your fault at all.”
“I’m so glad you feel that way!” I gave him a hug.
“XJ9! We have to get your ‘sisters’ back home this instant!” Mom ordered.
“Aw, come on, Mom,” XJ5 said, “We need to stay for the wedding.”
“XJ5, I will not tolerate your loud mouth!” Mom said.
“Please, mommy!” XJ4 begged. “I’ll make sure they all behave.”
“Oh, you were always so responsible,” Mom said to XJ4, “It’s too bad your sister isn’t more like you.”
“Ahem.” I said.
“I knew XJ4 was the favorite.” XJ6 said to XJ7, “I knew it all along.”
“Young lady, I do not play favorites!” Mom said to XJ6 as she brushed dirt of XJ4’s shoulder.
“Can we focus?” I asked everyone.
“Jenny, maybe we should do this later.” Raul suggested.
“But the whole families here.” I said.
“Yes, I know.” He sighed.
“Everyone!” I grabbed out a list. “Okay, XJ4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 are bridesmaids. We decided that XJ3 could be the flower girl.”
XJ3 fell over trying to walk to Raul.
“She can get a little clumsy.” I explained.
“I see.” Raul said.
“XJ1 and 2 are invited, but we don’t really have a place in the wedding for them.”
“That’s fine dear.” Mom gave in, “They can just sit with me.”
“Thanks mom, you’re the best!” I said, “Raul thinks that since Brad’s my best friend he should be the best man. Raul has a cousin that he thinks should be the maid of honor. And Tuck is the ring bearer.”
“I can’t believe I’m letting you put humans in our wedding.” Raul said.
“It’ll be worth it.” I kissed him.
“What a show off.” XJ6 muttered.
***
Oh boy. Two chapters already. What will happen in the next chapter?? What??!! I don’t know, I didn’t write it yet.