My Life As A Teen Robot Porno Story: Tell all ye loyal Chapter Two
“No, XJ9, I strictly forbid this holiday.” Mom put her foot down.
“But, you didn’t even let me state my reasons!”
“Put away your list, and delete it. If you even try to celebrate,” She shuddered. “Christmas,” She said with an evil tone. “I will ground you.”
“This is what I want!”
“I’m your mother, and I say no!”
I got very angry. “Just because you’re an athyest doesn’t mean that the birth of Christ means nothing to me!!” I screamed.
“XJ9! You will not use that tone with me! Now go to your room!” She ordered.
“Well I can’t!” I shouted,”I have to save the world instead of hanging out with my friends or enjoying holiday spirit! I have to do everything you say and when I ask for anything it’s always ‘No XJ9! You can’t have fun ever!’. I’m not like you Mom! I have a life!”
I started crying, and I flew off. The snowflakes tickled me as I went by, but I was in no mood for tickling.
***
I don’t exactly remember where I landed, but it was a Jewish community. For that reason, I think that it was probably Israel.
“What are you guys celebrating?” I asked a man in hebrew.
“Hanukkah ended last week.” He told me.
I sighed. “Mom forbids me to celebrate the holidays.” I told him.
“Then your mother has failed you.” He said.
“It makes me feel better, but it doesn’t help me.” I said.
“If your mother is a decent woman, she will respect your beliefs.”
“I wish she would.” I had to hurry up, I needed to meet Brad. I snapped into super-hero mode. “So, what’s the trouble here?”
“Trouble?”
“I got an emergency signal.” I told him.
“I did not press an emergency signal.”
“That can only mean one thing.”
A gigantic shadow approached over us.
I lowered my eyes. “Asteroid.”
I flew off to take care of the minor distraction. It turned out to be very minor, since half the meteor went into flames by the time it hit the atmosphere. I just had to cool it down, and then I grabbed it and flung it back into outer space.
“YEAH JENNY!” They all screamed in hebrew.
I gave them my thanks, and then left.
***
I pounded on Brad’s door. “Open up!”
Brad opened the door. “Jenny, calm down. What’s your rush?”
“Mom doesn’t know I’m here. I have to be back to really soon.” I stepped inside and Brad kissed me on the cheek.
I blushed. “Bradley!”
“What? It’s mistletoe.” He pointed to the leaves right above me.
I laughed. “So what are you guys doing today?”
“Me and Tuck were just decorating the tree. Join us.”
“Are you sure I’m not intruding?” I asked as I walked into the living room.
“It’s Christmas! There’s no such thing as intruding.”
“Brad! We still have to put the star on top!” Tuck said.
“Can’t you do it yourself yet?” Brad said.
“Can you?” Tuck asked.
Brad groaned. He lifted Tuck up and then Tuck put a shiny star on the top of the tree.
“What’s the star for?” I asked.
“I don’t know. We put it up there every year.” Brad said.
“Brad! It symbolizes the star of Bethlehem! The one the wise men saw while and then they went to see the baby Christ!”
“Come on Tuck, you know just as well as I do that Christmas is just one big tradition. It’s not a religious celebration.”
“Brad, your decency has just dramatically gone down in my mind.” Tuck said.
“Is that true? The star of Bethlehem?” I asked.
“100% true.” Tuck told me.
“That’s bull. Everyone knows it’s a symbol of nothing.” Brad said.
As I stared at the evergreen tree with all it’s ornaments and popcorn strings, I knew that this star of Bethlehem was leading me somewhere now.
***
“Sleigh Bells ring. Are you listenin’?” I sang as I walked home.
“In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
“A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight.
“Walking in a winter wonderland.” I went inside my own home.
Compared to Brad and Tuck’s warm Christmas celebrating home, this was a dull boring old house. I had wished that I lived somewhere more cozy; like prison.
“XJ9! You were gone for hours taking care of a small meteor!” Mom shouted,”And one that burned in the atmosphere, I might add! What were you doing?”
“I was decorating a tree!” I admitted.
“Decorating? A tree?”
“Yes, a Christmas tree! I spent hours laughing and talking with Brad and Tuck and I don’t regret any of it! I held within me the joy of Chrismas, and that was so wonderful, I think I could’ve cried.”
“You were celbrating Christmas! I ought to ground you!” She threatened.
“Then ground me!” I told her. “I don’t care at all! I’ll still have that joy in one hundred years, and you’ll never be able kill this feeling!”
She lowered your eyes. “Go to your room.” She whispered.
“What?”
“I said go to your room.” She didn’t even sound threatening.
“Only a grinch like you could do this.” I told her as I walked to my room.
***
“How has your mom been about the Christmas thing lately?” Brad asked me at my locker.
“Not so good.” I told him, “She’s just won’t listen.”
“How persistant are you?”
“I’m starting to annoy myself!”
“This doesn’t look good.” Brad shook his head. “Your mom must really mean no.”
“This is so unfair! I never asked her for anything this important to me ever! I mean sure, I wanted a little freedom, a little privacy, a little time with friends, but Christmas is so much more important than all of those!”
“Just remember what the Bible says, Jenny.”
“What’s that?”
“Let there be light!” He said dramaticly.
“What does that have to do with anything?”
He shrugged. “I don’t know. I just felt like saying it.”
“You are one of the weirdest people I know.”
“Happy to help.”
Brit and Tiff walked towards me, well, maybe not toward be, but they walked by me. Brit was wearing a red and green striped dress.
“Hey Brit, Hey Tiff!” I said, “Brit, love the Christmas dress! Red and Green, that is so original!”
She glared. “It’s a traditional Kwanzaa dress. One that my great-great-grandmother carried to America and passed on to my great-grandmother and so on and so forth, until it reached me.”
“That’s great. My mom didn’t pass anything down to me.”
“What was she supposed to pass on?” Tiff said. “A lugnut?”
Brit and Tiff laughed at me, not with me.
“What are you celebrating Tiff?”
“Nothin’, the holidays are a time to get presents, and tell your parents what to buy other people and say it’s from you. Happy Holidays to materialism!”
“And being the center of attention, Tiffy dearest.” Brit added.
“Excuse me! What’re we doin’ by her if we wanna be the center of attention!” Tiff pointed to me.
“Quick! They might be voting someone else most popular right now!” Brit added.
Both of them were gone before I got to say another word.
***
Jingle Bells!
Jingle Bells!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!
Hey!
Oh, sorry, chapter two is over.
Tanya: What’d I miss?”
Me: Nothin’. I just wrote a few paragraphs.
Tanya: YOU USED JENNY/BRAD!
Me: Did not!
Tanya: You totally did! He kissed her!
Me: That was just the spirit of the holidays!
Tanya: SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE! PUCKER UP JENNY!
Me: Stop it!
Tanya: Are they gonna kiss again?
Me: How should I know!
Tanya: You’re writing the fic.
Me: No, I’m spying Jenny from this tree in secret and I’m writing down what happens to her.
Tanya: Liar.
Me: Where’s Xaye and Marlin?
Tanya: Taco Bell
Me: They went without me?
Tanya: You’re a vegitarian.
Me: So? I like refired beans.
Tanya: You’re hopeless.
Me: Tell them to review.
Tanya: You tell em’
Me: No you.
Tanya: YOU
Me: You!
Tanya: Maybe they don’t wanna review.
Me: They will if you tell them to.
Tanya: No they won’t
Me: Shut up and tell them
Tanya: Review. do it now.
Me: Danke Schaen